themonasnovels Chapter 293 The Miserable Lockhart
Chapter 293 The Miserable Lockhart
Chapter 293 The Miserable Lockhart
"Principal, I just want to make a joke for everyone, relax and cultivate sentiment."
At the dinner, Lockhart sat at the guest table and explained aloud.
But although his mouth was subdued, he was quite proud of it.
Since the dueling club last time, most of the students knew that he was a liar, and not many people were willing to believe him.
For example, the greeting card this time...is an intuitive number, most of the female students don't send him greeting cards anymore!
It shouldn't be like this!
Thus, Lockhart came up with this trick, which successfully attracted the attention of most people.
The effect was really good, until the dinner party, everyone was still discussing it.
"Is that a joke? Many students were frightened!" Professor McGonagall said angrily.
The Dark Mark was a terrible thing in those days!
Professor McGonagall knows a friend: Once, when she came home from shopping, she found the Dark Mark floating in the distance, so she wanted to go and watch... Finally, she found the Mark above her house!
Mag still remembers the other party's expression now.
"This is different from the Dark Mark, it's just my profile picture." Lockhart insisted.
Dumbledore was silent, squinting at Lockhart.
"Don't be nervous, I think it's fine." Snape smiled uncharacteristically, "Come on, drink some whiskey!"
Snape offered to pour Lockhart a glass of wine.
"Huh, how did you know I like Bushmills whiskey?"
Professor Lockhart sniffed the wine glass and said excitedly, "Snape, are you also my fan?"
He grabbed Snape's hand.
Snape suppressed his nausea and said, "Of course I am, come on, drink this glass of wine first!"
"Okay, but add some red wine, the taste should be better!"
Lockhart poured the red wine in front of him into the whiskey, and drank it down.
"That's right, yo! There's also a euphoria added." Lockhart commented.
"Principal, you can't let Lockhart go like this!" Professor McGonagall said sharply.
"No problem," said Dumbledore softly.
He closed his eyes and began to think about something.
"Leave...Leave me what?" Lockhart showed a puzzled expression, he turned and stared at McGonagall with a strange expression on his face.
"You have to apologize to the whole school for scaring them." Professor McGonagall said seriously, pursing her lips.
"Yes, I must apologize." Lockhart suddenly showed a sad expression.
"Professor McGonagall, you're right, I must have scared my sweetheart."
"Huh?" Professor McGonagall was taken aback. "Sweetie?"
"Yeah, the one I love the most." Lockhart showed his shiny teeth again.
"What does your loved one have to do with what we were just talking about?" Professor McGonagall asked impatiently.
"Of course it does, the person I love is at school." Lockhart looked at the Gryffindor table.
"Professor Lockhart, are you dating a student?" Professor McGonagall overturned the golden cup in front of her.
"how dare you?!"
"That's not the case," Lockhart sighed, "You...you don't understand."
"No, today is Valentine's Day, I'm going to confess my love." Lockhart stood up abruptly.
"Why are you going?" Professor McGonagall also stood up.
Lockhart kept looking in the direction of Gryffindor, who were all her students.
It's fine for Lockhart to be a little incompetent, she can't tolerate this liar who preys on her female students!
"McGonagall, don't stop me!" Lockhart said angrily.
"I can't take it anymore, I have to confess! I can't miss him." Lockhart said hoarsely.
"he……?!"
Professor McGonagall was dumbfounded, and subconsciously glanced at Lockhart's wine glass.
All the professors noticed that there was something wrong with Lockhart's wine glass, which seemed to contain a love potion.
Everyone looked at Snape, but the professor pretended nothing happened.
He smiled and said, "Go quickly, the person you are looking for is at the Gryffindor table.
Look... the dwarf next to Ron Weasley, that's him! "
"Oh, Severus, you're such a nice guy." Lockhart touched his pocket and quickly signed a name with a quill.
"Here, here is my autograph."
Snape swallowed his nausea and took it.
"How do I look?" Lockhart adjusted his hair.
"very handsome!"
"Great." Lockhart couldn't wait to walk towards the Gryffindor table.
Under the light of the candle, Lockhart's blond hair shone with luster, and he showed a characteristic smile.
Harry's heart was pounding, and he felt Lockhart walking towards him.
That intuition can't be wrong!
Damn!
Wouldn't it be replying to his readers again?
"Help me Ron, don't let Lockhart come over," Harry urged, "I don't want to write fan replies with him!"
Harry stood up, ready to run.
Ron snorted and quickly stopped him.
"Professor, I don't understand the content of your book. I want to talk to you alone. How about going to your office?" Ron said shamefully.
But Lockhart kicked Ron away without giving him a chance to use the unspoken rules.
Before Harry could take two steps, his clothes were grabbed by a pair of hands.
"Hey, you! Harry Potter!" A dwarf with a particularly gloomy face said loudly, "This is your love letter, you must listen to it!"
It's really a leak in the house every night when it rains!
"Don't be here," Harry whispered, begging. "Go to my dormitory!"
"Stop!" grunted the dwarf, pulling Harry back with extraordinary strength.
"Here's your valentine with song:
His eyes are as green as a toad that has just been pickled, and he is black and handsome like a blackboard. I hope he is mine. He is really handsome, a warrior who conquered the Dark Lord. "
There was laughter from the crowd, and Harry flushed.
Most importantly, Lockhart is here.
The last time he served Lockhart for one night, Harry couldn't lift his right hand for a week, and he was in a trance.
Harry watched Lockhart approach, closing his eyes in despair.
Lockhart rushed over, grabbing Harry's tangled hair.
"Stay away from him, Potter, you're trying to rob me of a man?" Lockhart said angrily.
Harry: "??"
Lockhart knocked Harry down with a punch, hugged the dwarf, lifted his chin slightly, and smiled wickedly.
Dwarf:"??"
The two looked at each other for nearly a minute, and Lockhart said softly: "Come on, go to my office, let's have a good chat about my process of 'subduing' the troll...You can cooperate with me and perform!"
"But... Potter's love letter..." The dwarf was still very dedicated.
"Let Potter... go to hell!" Lockhart took out his wand, and said to Harry, "Damn out!"
"Well, no one bothers us now."
Lockhart put his arms around the dwarf and walked towards his office.
Only Harry in a coma and Ron in a daze were left.
"Principal...what...how about this?" Professor McGonagall panicked.
Snape laughed, "Relax, Professor McGonagall. Obviously, we can't stop Gilderoy from looking for love? Can we?"
Dumbledore opened his eyes and cast a stern glance at Snape.
Snape muttered, "We all know he's a liar, just think of all the wizards he's obliviond.
And the Dark Mark... It would be nice not to send him to Azkaban! "
"Go and give Lockhart the antidote," Dumbledore said softly.
"Okay, I'll go!" Snape pouted.
He added another sentence in his heart: "Go in a while."
At the end of the dinner,
All the students, crowded in the hallway, were making their way to the common room.
Everyone stopped suddenly.
Because there was a heart-piercing scream in Lockhart's office!
ah ah ah ah...
Appeared!
Everyone whispered to each other, and the next victim finally appeared!
Miserable Professor Lockhart.
What a pity.
murderer?
It must be the "Bo and Wei duo"... During the dinner, everyone saw Lockhart beat them with their own eyes!
That's a good enough reason.
……
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(Thanks to the big guy "Deep Sea Turtle" for the reward.)
(End of this chapter)