themonasnovels Chapter 292 This Stupid Groundhog
Chapter 292 This Stupid Groundhog
Chapter 292 This Stupid Groundhog
After the auditorium was thoroughly decorated, Lockhart opened his arms and announced loudly:
"Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! You can send me cards now.
I don't know who will be the first lucky girl to get my autograph. "
Lockhart cheerfully bared his white teeth at the students, but the reaction from the students was muted.
Most of the students found him to be just a pretty veneer with a silver wax gun tip.
Lockhart was not embarrassed, and continued to say cheekily, "Of course, I have to remind you that you can't give me all the greeting cards. Other students or professors will try to kill me out of jealousy."
When Lockhart spoke, he deliberately glanced at the professors at the guest table.
Professor McGonagall seemed to have a wisdom tooth ache. She pursed her lips, biting her cheek hard, and a muscle on her cheek protruded;
Professor Flitwick huddled in his chair, he wanted to make a mistake... wanted a magical riot against Lockhart;
Snape held his wand even more. If he hadn't been afraid of entering Azkaban, he had already opened Lockhart's head perfectly.
Lockhart clapped his hands, and through the door leading to the hall, entered a dozen sullen-faced dwarves.
Dwarfs are squat, humanoid magical creatures that like to live underground and mine, and Lockhart was lucky to find so many of them.
The dwarves all had golden wings on their bodies and carried a harp on their backs, looking extremely ugly.
"My friendly little Cupid with a card!" said Lockhart beaming. "They're going to be wandering around the school today, delivering you Valentine's cards!"
"Of course, you can let the professors teach you some life experience first."
Lockhart pointed at Dumbledore as if performing.
"If you don't know how to write a greeting card, you can ask the principal.
Dumbledore's sonnets are the best... Don't you know?When the headmaster was still a professor of transfiguration, he was also a bohemian poet. "
Everyone stared at Dumbledore, but they didn't expect the headmaster to be not only a great wizard, but also a "big filth"... My headmaster was amazing.
Dumbledore blushed, coughed, and pushed back his half-moon glasses.
It was the first time he was so embarrassed since he became the headmaster.
Who doesn't have an unbearable dark history!
Doubt flashed in his eyes at the same time.
"The Big Dirty Poetry" was his identity decades ago, how did Lockhart know?
Whose memory did he steal over Christmas? !
Dumbledore narrowed his eyes, thinking deeply.
Hearing Dumbledore's dark history, Snape was the happiest, and he couldn't help laughing out loud.
Seeing Snape laughing, Lockhart said loudly: "Why don't you ask Professor Snape to teach you how to make a love potion!
Don't look at his current appearance, but everyone, don't judge people by their appearance, the professor never fails to brew potions. "
Snape's smile disappeared, and there was a strange gleam in his eye.
He reached into his pocket, preparing to give Lockhart some medicine for the evening.
After hearing what Lockhart said, Cedric was ready to move.
Today is really a good day to confess, just like April Fool's Day and Truth or Dare, it can effectively avoid the embarrassment of being rejected.
Qiu seemed to know what he was thinking, and immediately warned: "Anyone who dares to use this kind of dwarf to humiliate me and turn me into a ghost will not let him go!"
William nodded approvingly, and glanced cautiously at the girls who were like wolves and tigers, ready to move.
William had just seen Marietta chatting with a few girls and pointing fingers at him.
"Let's go and find a safer place," William said.
Once confessed in a place with a lot of traffic, it is no different from public execution.
Cedric wanted to find an excuse to slip to the toilet, but before he could act on his small thoughts, he was entangled by the dwarf.
Don't look at Cedric's master dog licking, he is very handsome, with a handsome appearance of a little boy, he is very popular with his classmates.
Students... There are men and women... Among them, the proportion of boys is slightly higher, about [-]-[-]%.
Hufflepuff courtesans...not just a passing word.
In just one hour, Cedric was confessed by seven or eight boys, and a dwarf chased him to the toilet to read love letters to him.
During the class, these dwarves did not stop.
They kept barging into classrooms and delivering Valentine's Day cards, much to the annoyance of the teachers.
In Professor Flitwick's class, the twelve dwarves come in in turn to read love letters to William.
William had no choice but to use the deadbolt to seal the throat, so that all the dwarves shut up.
When Professor McGonagall was in class, he directly locked the door, and no dwarfs were allowed to enter.
The dwarves are lying outside the window, showing their "reader" skills, reading rapped earthy poems with a crappy Cockney accent.
This is even more embarrassing!
In the potions class in the afternoon, Professor Snape did not take any action uncharacteristically.
He'd heard about Flitwick and Professor McGonagall's class, and was ready to seize the opportunity to humiliate Big Shit.
Sure enough, within 3 minutes of class, five dwarves rushed over.
William took out his wand, and if the dwarf called his name, he would cast a spell on the other party.
Professor Snape lazily said: "Stark, whoever asked you to take out your wand, five points will be deducted!
Hurry up and make me feel the... sick feeling too. "
Professor Snape smiled maliciously and made a vomiting motion.
The dean made a joke, and all the little snakes in class laughed out of face.
One of the dwarfs plucked the harp and sang, "I have a message for the soundtrack, and I want to deliver it to Professor Snape myself."
Snape: "??"
"Oh, Snape!
my dear old chap,
I am deeply in love with you!
If you don't accept my confession,
I'll kick your ass hard with my boots.
oh i swear
For Merlin's sake,
I really will.
You stupid groundhog! "
"Torn apart!" Snape blushed, and he raised his wand and blew up the greeting card.
The dwarves fled in a hurry and stood in the corridor, continuing to read aloud their love letters to Professor Snape.
"It must have been done by the twins."
After school in the afternoon, on the way to the auditorium, Qiu said this to William and Cedric.
The twins did it, but they didn't do it themselves, they hired Gryffindor students to do it.
The twins took out all the money they picked up in the sewer, and formed a "cute Snape female fan support group".
The two called on the students to write love letters to idols, five for one Nat, daily!
The content is very simple:
In love with Professor Snape (
Although the money is not much, I can't bear the big amount, so I can write love letters repeatedly.A large number of sailors took up the job.
"Professor Snape will definitely retaliate." Cedric sighed.
"Then the target of his revenge is also Lockhart." William grinned: "He initiated the Valentine's Day event."
"What is that?!" Qiu raised his hand suddenly, pointing at the sky and shouted loudly.
All the students looked at the sky.
A gigantic Lockhart head, composed of countless green star-like things.
The words "Happy Valentine's Day" came out of Lockhart's mouth like a python, like a tongue.
After it appeared, it rose higher and higher, and a group of green smoke shone with dazzling light. Against the backdrop of the evening, it looked like a new constellation.
If Lockhart's profile picture is replaced with a skull, and the font is replaced with a python... This is... the Dark Mark!
"Isn't Lockhart crazy?!" Cedric was dumbfounded.
William shrugged.
almost,
The stupid groundhog!
It's not just stupid, it's just stupid.
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(Thanks to "Hellcat", "Wind Spirit Fifteen", "saynol", and "Deep Sea Turtle" for their rewards.)
(End of this chapter)