themonasnovels Chapter 871 Good boy, are you here to cut off the beard? (Happy New Year)
Chapter 871 Good boy, are you here to cut off the beard? (Happy New Year)
Chapter 871 Good boy, are you here to cut off the beard? (Happy New Year)
The office is full of people.
Dumbledore sat calmly behind the desk, the tips of his long fingers pressed together.
With his eyes closed, he seemed to be taking a nap... a look that had been peaceful for years.
Professor McGonagall stood upright beside him, staring at a few "busy people" from the Ministry of Magic in front of him, with a look of impatience on his face.
Back then, she also worked in the Ministry of Magic.
Although it is only a short year, but I have a deep understanding of this bureaucracy and the model of laymen managing experts.
In her opinion, Hogwarts should be independent of the Ministry of Magic.
The only duty of the Ministry of Magic is to collect money!
Don't worry about school affairs, don't ask.
Fortunately, Fudge is about to step down, and I hope William or Hermione can help her realize such a vision when she becomes a minister in the future.
Professor McGonagall estimated that she would have become the headmaster by then.
(Snape: Meow meow?)
Minister Fudge, whom McGonagall identified as "the idler," was standing by the fire, swaying excitedly.
I'm going to see you tonight.
The worst ending is definitely to die, and I will leave (step down) tonight.
The best goal, of course, is to force Dumbledore to make concessions and continue to promote himself as a minister.
If you take a step back, you have to use today's events to make use of the topic to disrupt the second impeachment, so that you can survive until the wizard war breaks out.
In this way, I can continue to stay in office for the sake of the war.
Of course, precautions must also be taken.
Fudge brought ten Aurors and let Kingsley lead the team.
Fudge had tested Kingsley many times, and he must be one of his own.
With him, Auror can be brought along at critical moments, and Dumbledore and Stark can be held back...probably...maybe.
But beware of Dawlish, after many observations, Fudge found that he was probably a little spy of the Order of the Phoenix.
Fudge was afraid of leaking the news, so he took Dawlish with him directly so that he could watch him and prevent tipping off!
Percy, Fudge's assistant, paced excitedly up and down the wall.
With a quill and a thick roll of parchment in his hand, he was always ready to take notes.
Just take this opportunity, and if you do it right, he'll be the youngest Minister since Fudge retires and Umbridge takes over... Secretary.
Being a big secret by Umbridge's side naturally has a high coefficient of loss... But Percy still understands the truth of bearing humiliation!
In this life, the red glory of the Weasley family will be guarded by me!
Percy had already seen the picture of him becoming the youngest minister in the future and making the Weasley family rise again.
On the walls, the portraits of male and female old principals, none of them pretended to be sleeping, whispering there.
There were also a lot of people pointing at Fudge, calling him a shit.
Phineas Black said even more arrogantly:
In his time, for a useless minister like Fudge, he had to hold a magic wand and use Avada to chew on a big melon for 5 minutes!
Soon, William and Hermione came in, with Umbridge at the rear.
Seeing the three of them appear, Fudge was overjoyed, with a happy expression on his face.
"Okay, okay, okay..."
Fudge even said seven "yes".
In the history of magic class a century later, the famous nail-biting Professor Binns, when explaining the history of the twentieth century, specially made a reading comprehension.
He analyzed from a high level:
"Fudge's seven 'good', enhance the sense of rhythm of the language, catchy, and also have the effect of emotional stacking.
Fudge's seven complex emotions are expressed here, which represent his seven deadly sins..."
As for why Professor Binns did this kind of analysis?
Not damn Stark and Granger.
In the 21st century, the two of them carried out educational reforms in the magic world, poisoning... ah bah, and nurturing generations of great flowers.
No one knows whether Fudge thought so much, but he was really excited to improvise a poem at this time.
"They were both leaving that classroom, and I caught them," Umbridge claimed.
"Really?" said Fudge appreciatively, "That's great, Dolores, you're as good as you were a few years ago.
I sent you to Hogwarts, and I did the right thing! "
Fudge looked at William and smiled sinisterly: "Okay, William... I think you should know why you are here?"
With an innocent face, William shook his head and said, "I don't know."
"I don't know? Huh~" Fudge sneered, "What were you doing before Dolores caught you?"
William narrowed his eyes, thought carefully for a while, and said:
"Miss Granger didn't hand in her ancient rune homework this time, I'm very angry, and I'm physically punishing her in the classroom.
After the corporal punishment was over, I was going to take her to my office for further confinement, and Professor Umbridge came. "
Hermione nodded hastily, as if she was really punished for the ancient runes just now.
William asked: "What's the matter? The minister came to visit at night, could it be that the result of impeachment came out?
Or ask me to help you run it and continue to be Minister of Magic? "
William was not very loud, but everyone could hear him clearly.
"Last time you knelt down and begged me for help, but I have already rejected you, why are you still looking for me?
Cheap or not! "
Fuck, big news!
Everyone looked at Fudge, including the Aurors.
"You nonsense!" Fudge blushed.
He did come to beg for mercy, when did he kneel down? !
"Shameless depravity!" roared a portrait of a fat wizard with a red nose on the wall behind Dumbledore's desk:
"It's a disgrace that the Minister of Magic has fallen to the point of kneeling and begging for others... Get off the stage!"
"Thank you, Fusco, I think so too." William grinned at him.
Over the years, William has become acquainted with the portraits of the old headmaster at Hogwarts.
Now he can take Dumbledore's position at any time, move in with his bags, and become the youngest headmaster of Hogwarts.
(Meg: Meow meow?)
"Stop rambling!" Fudge said angrily, "Haven't you realized that you have violated the education order and the law?"
"Education order?" William nodded and said: "The recent education order is indeed aimed at students, and they cannot walk together.
But I am a professor of ancient magic text, and I am not under the jurisdiction of the education order.
how?
The Ministry of Magic now also controls who the teacher falls in love with... Ahem, how do you discipline the students? "
"No!" Fudge shouted angrily:
"I received a report that you were suspected of forming an organization in the school, but did not report it.
Moreover, your organization is in the nature of boy scouts and is suspected of breaking the law! "
Fudge roared and attacked, it seemed that William was forming an organization similar to the Death Eaters, and wanted to set up a separate Ministry of Magic to fight against him.
William clutched his chest, looking very shocked.
"Minister, forming Boy Scouts is a very serious allegation...do you have proof?
If not, I will sue you for defamation.
Do you know what it is to defame a multi-medal wizarding hero? "
"Evidence...Of course there is, there are all witnesses and evidence!" Umbridge said softly to Fudge.
"I can bring the whistleblower right now."
"Yes, let's go." Fudge nodded.
After Umbridge left the house, Fudge cast a malicious glance at Dumbledore.
"Nothing makes a good witness, does it, Dumbledore?"
"Exactly, Connelly." Dumbledore opened his eyes and said in a low voice.
"You'd better have evidence, otherwise I will report this matter to the Wizengamot."
After a few minutes of waiting, Umbridge entered the room again, followed by Marietta and Cedric.
Cedric quietly gave William a look, then quickly lowered his head.
"Don't panic, dear, don't be afraid," Umbridge said triumphantly:
"You two did a good job. The Minister is also very pleased with you."
Umbridge looked up at Fudge and added:
"Mr. Minister, Marietta's mother, is Mrs. Eckmore of the Floo Network Office of the Department of Magical Transport.
Cedric's father was old Diggory of the Department for the Regulation and Control of Fantastic Creatures.
Cedric is also the president of the Hogwarts Student Union, with excellent academic performance, and has helped me a lot recently. "
Umbridge's introductions were all about Cedric, and she was obviously helping to pave the way.
Percy's heart skipped a beat, and he looked at Cedric warily.
Good boy... are you here to cut the beard? !
Percy panicked a little.
Both of them are the chairman of the male student union, and they are evenly matched in terms of the halo of being a top student.
But Cedric looks better than him, a typical boy.
He is also the captain of Hufflepuff Quidditch, and his body is not generally strong.
Percy knew this all too well when he was at school.
He has a big advantage over him.
Merlin's unspoken rules... Now that you hold your female boss's thigh, you still have to fight for grades, looks, and skills?
Then I might as well work hard on my own!
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happy New Year!
Thanks to "Ying Miao", "JK Jie", "Mo Lengchuan", "Fellow Daoist, please stay a while", "The rich cannon fodder", several bigwigs for their rewards. )
(End of this chapter)