themonasnovels Chapter 869 Has your IQ been fed to curly-haired baboons? (Happy New Year's Eve)
Chapter 869 Has your IQ been fed to curly-haired baboons? (Happy New Year's Eve)
Chapter 869 Has your IQ been fed to curly-haired baboons? (Happy New Year's Eve)
Apparition courses are not elective courses at Hogwarts.
It is run by the Apparition Test Centre, a division of the Ministry of Magic's Transport Division.
The center will also send tutors to Hogwarts to teach students how to apparate and apparate.
As for why it is not taught by Hogwarts teachers, the reason is very simple:
The school does not charge tuition fees!
Not only does it not charge tuition fees, the Ministry of Magic has to allocate a large amount of special education funds to Hogwarts every year.
Otherwise, Hogwarts' education level, which is not a high ranking among many magic schools, will drop a few places.
That's right, Hogwarts is so hip!
And after Apparition is opened by the Ministry of Magic, the Ministry can collect money openly and return a wave of blood.
Course prices can even be as high as twelve Galleons.
Doesn't seem like much, but come to think of it...that's more than a wand.
In the past, the Weasley family struggled to even buy a new wand for Ron, and there was a record of only one Galleon in the vault.
The twins wanted to start a business with William since they were in the first grade, but were forced by poverty.
So such a price is of course a luxury for a poor family.
In addition, the exam is very strict, even if a hair falls out, it will be judged as unqualified.
Therefore, Apparition is an exam that can be repeatedly cut leeks, so naturally it cannot be handed over to the school for free teaching.
In order to increase the intensity of cutting vegetables, the Ministry of Magic also set strict laws.
Apparating without a license is a heavy fine, similar to driving without a license.
"Drunken fantasy" and "alcoholic fantasy" will be fined if caught, and they will be imprisoned as appropriate depending on whether the circumstances are serious.
Apparating with multiple people is a private charging operation, and once discovered, it will also be fined.
If there is a split phenomenon, the Ministry of Magic will also be charged for helping to restore it, and points will be deducted.
If the deduction reaches a certain level, the apparation certificate will be revoked.
This also gave birth to the prosperity of the black market.
You can often see small advertisements at the entrance of the Apparition Test Center:
Low price to help earn points, thirteen Galleons per point;
Buy cents at a high price, thirteen Sickles per cent.
That's right, it's so dark, it's exactly the same as brushing your driver's license points!
However, apparition is obviously such an important income, but the teachers who teach are often unable to come to Hogwarts because of "illness".
After all, no matter how they charge, they can only get that little salary.
Our country...cough cough, employees of the ministry and enterprise, isn't it flattering to be a bastard who eats and waits to die?
But it was a shock to the students.
As a professor who has not yet obtained a certificate, William came to teach this group of students... It's like letting someone without a driver's license go to a driving school as an instructor!
Too outrageous, right?
Well... Although William didn't have a certificate, he wasn't panicking at all.
He is an old driver with rich "driving experience" and has taught many people to Apparate.
If you don't believe me, ask Hermione, how is William's technique?
She has a deep understanding!
As the time came, the school quickly lifted the magic in the school.
In Hogwarts, Apparition and Displacement are not allowed. For the teaching of the course, Dumbledore will revoke the magic and lift this restriction for one hour.
"Everyone stand up and leave a space of five feet in front of them." Professor McGonagall's voice sounded in the auditorium.
There was chaos in the auditorium, and students began to disperse or bump into each other, calling others out of their territory.
Professors walked among the students, lining them up and mediating disputes.
Professor McGonagall waved his wand, and immediately a wooden circle appeared on the ground in front of each student.
William, as Professor Flitwick's toolman, also began to teach Ravenclaw's students.
"The most important thing to remember when Apparating is the three D's!" he says. "Goal, determination, calmness!"
From the moment William opened his mouth, he was full of 3D theory, appearing extremely professional.
As he walked, he said to the Ravenclaw students:
“Be focused and let yourself be at one with nature.
Also imagine that there is a black hole in front of you, and you want to go into it.
As the great magical astronomy expert Hawking said:
Even a black hole is a place I want to explore in my life.
We must have this kind of determination! "
William looked around and said loudly:
"Of course it's difficult, but Darwin, the magical biologist, said:
After multiple collisions, two different objects erupted their own different kinds of energy, and the channel was opened.
When you can easily enter the black hole, you should understand that it is not that you are good, but that the road has been fully widened by you.
And with that, Apparition is mastered...it's that simple. "
William was caught in the magic hole theory again, and taught everyone how to Apparate with a series of philosophical words.
William stepped forward, spread his arms, spun slightly in place, disappeared in the swirl of his robes, and appeared at the back of the auditorium.
The students all applauded.
William said it was easy, but it was hard to learn.
Everyone was sneaking around to see if everyone was staring at the hoop, and doing as they were told.
Many people were staring at the dusty round ground in the wooden circle, trying not to think about other things.
Marietta stared hard at her wooden ring, spun on the spot, lost her balance and almost fell.
She wasn't the only one, the auditorium was suddenly full of wobbly people.
Qiuhe jumped into the wooden circle in front of him like a god, and was excited for a moment.
how?
Did I get it right the first time?
It seems that my recent special training with Cedric really worked!
Professor McGonagall has also turned on the strict mode, constantly correcting the problems of the little lions.
Badgers are generally slow learners, but Professor Sprout has shown her patience.
If these three teachers can still explain, Professor Snape will fully let everyone know what is called a master of yin and yang.
Elena Katharina spun gracefully, trying to stretch her body, puffing out her Amazonian chest.
Although it was the first time to use Apparition, she knew that she would definitely succeed!
That's right, talent doesn't allow her to keep a low profile.
Turning around two and a half times, Armstrong spun and accelerated... Elena was dizzy, and slammed forward with a rocket head hammer.
When she bumped into Snape, she looked up in horror, but the professor gave her a smile.
Elena was trying to protect the professor's smile, Snape sneered and said:
"Did you throw your IQ into the Albanian forest to feed curly-haired baboons?!"
"..."
When Maca McKellen spun around and lay down swishingly, Snape walked over again and said strangely:
"Are you on vacation? Shall I get you a deck chair?"
"..."
Alan Harris let out a horrific scream and everyone turned around in horror, it turned out that he had been separated.
The body wobbled in the wooden ring, but the left leg remained in place five feet away.
Snape hurried over and said angrily, "Idiot, are you really not afraid of death?"
Seeing Allen dodging his wand nervously, Snape roared again:
"What are you afraid of? The one who should be afraid is me!"
Looking at Snape, who was spraying five times a second, William suddenly remembered the coach of his driving school in his previous life.
Once, when William was learning to drive, the coach sitting in the co-pilot asked him to hit and kill people on the side of the road.
William said he didn't dare, the coach spit all over and shouted angrily:
"Then why don't you brake quickly!"
Later, William passed by the driving school and heard that the coach made a wheelchair.
When a certain student was sprayed, his mentality collapsed, and when he stepped on the brakes, he stepped on the accelerator...
One black one, if Professor Snape goes on like this, he doesn't need to be a professor of defense against the dark arts... the others will be gone.
Umbridge wandered around, stared behind several students for a while, and then slowly walked towards the school hospital.
Many injured students are receiving Madam Pomfrey's treatment.
Madam Pomfrey kept muttering there, thinking that the academy shouldn't offer such a dangerous course as Apparition.
Umbridge walked towards a separate ward where Marietta lay.
Umbridge walked over, grabbed Marietta's hand, and said with a smile, "How is the child thinking?"
Marietta covered her face with the quilt in fear.
"Have you received your mother's letter?" Umbridge didn't care, but said with a sweet smile:
"Your mother, Mrs. Eckmore, works as a clerk in the Department of Magical Transport, the Flyway Network Administration.
As long as you obey, she will be promoted next month.If you don't listen..."
Marietta cringed on the bed, her lips trembled, and she cried, "I promise you."
Umbridge smiled contentedly.
Become!
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(Please recommend tickets and monthly tickets, everyone.
Happy New Year's Eve everyone!
Thanks for the rewards of "Quality Wall Inseparable", "Lonely Piaoxue A745", and "Fengling [-]". )
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(End of this chapter)