themonasnovels Chapter 816 The visitor is not kind!
Chapter 816 The visitor is not kind!
Chapter 816 The visitor is not kind!
Umbridge came, one morning, with the assignment of the Master's (mis)minister.
When William saw her, he was drinking fresh unicorn milk. He didn't take a breath and sprayed it out.
It's not just him who wants to vomit, many students also want to.
Umbridge had short, curly taupe hair tied in a big, ugly pink bow.
Outside the robe, she also wore a leopard-print jacket and a pink hood, a bit like "Grandma Wolf".
Oh, the damn temperament!
It's really tight... It's just one more look, and people can't help but sink.
Umbridge's face was a little stiff, this is her shocking makeup, isn't it quietly astonishing to time?
Her eyes were gloomy, and she looked around the crowd, and suddenly saw Stark and Granger.
Seeing the two of them again, Umbridge was in a complicated mood, and he had to describe it as:
And angry and sad and ecstatic.
Ecstasy... so easy to understand.
After that trial, even though he was imprisoned for a month, it was a blessing in disguise and he was promoted.
That's right, she successfully changed from personal secretary to deputy minister.
This is already the most prominent position other than the minister.
When approaching, Fudge still held her hand and solemnly promised her:
As long as she finds the handle of Dumbledore and Stark and drives them out of Hogwarts, let her go one step further.
Get rid of the word 'deputy' and become a minister!
Of course, five years later.
A five-year agreement.
She is only one step away from the highest position of power in the British magic world!
It's not that Umbridge is inflated, she's really already thinking about being the Minister's future opponent.
This must be difficult to do, after all, the enemy is Dumbledore and Stark.
Two legendary men.
That's why Umbridge was worried.
Needless to say, Dumbledore was the most hated person in school days!
Umbridge still remembered that year, that late night, in the headmaster's office, just her and Dumbledore.
At that time, she was only 14 years old... like a wild lily in bud, she was so pure and kind.
However, Dumbledore hurt her, deeply!
From then on, she slowly turned dark...melted.
Yes, Dumbledore did some nasty things to her:
Brutally rejecting her offers to be Slytherin prefects and Head Girls.
Dumbledore actually refused! !
Umbridge has always held a grudge in his heart.
The hatred with Stark is even more...whether it was kicked out of the Auror office that year, or the last time he was imprisoned.
If I really want to talk about it, I'm afraid I won't be able to finish it for three days and three nights.
However, sooner or later, both of them would be kicked out of Hogwarts by her.
"Where's Professor Dumbledore?" Umbridge asked cautiously, "Doesn't he usually have breakfast at school?"
According to intelligence, Dumbledore has been away from school often recently, and it is likely that he is restarting the Order of the Phoenix.
This is also one of the tasks Umbridge will investigate:
Find out what Dumbledore is doing.
"The principal has something to do." Professor McGonagall replied vigilantly:
"You know, the investigator of the International Wizard has arrived recently. As the president, he must arrange work!"
"But the work of the school is also very important. No wonder Hogwarts is getting worse every year, and the level of education has been declining..."
Umbridge picked a thorn.
"That's not accurate." Professor McGonagall adjusted his glasses and said coldly:
"This year's OWL pass rate is already the highest in five years.
Also, in July's International Federation of Educational Assessments, Hogwarts rose another three places.
Much higher than Beauxbatons and Durmstrang! "
What Professor McGonagall said is indeed the truth, but talking about the results out of reality is all hooliganism.
The passing rate of OWL increased, and it was William who organized the Akali sprint class;
The improvement in the ranking of education ratings was due to Hermione's victory in the Triwizard Tournament.
If these two things were excluded, Hogwarts' ranking might still drop.
But Umbridge didn't know the inside story, so it was more than enough to hit her in the face with the data.
Umbridge's expression turned ugly, while Snape smirked gloatingly.
He's the one who hates Umbridge the most.
Because, this woman robbed him of the Defense Against the Dark Arts professorship.
It was me, it was me first, obviously it was me who came first...whether you want to be a professor, apply for this position, or like Defense Against the Dark Arts.
Professor Snape also heard that Umbridge wanted to take over the head of Slytherin.
Why don't you grab McGonagall's deputy headmaster, or Dumbledore's headmaster position?
Focus on a snake head.
Professor Flitwick was also secretly happy.
Umbridge, a bill was introduced the year before last, specifically targeting hybrid creatures.
Did the half-breed goblin eat your black bread?
Relying on the political literacy cultivated over the years, Umbridge instinctively sensed that her colleagues did not welcome her very much.
The visitor is not good!
(Snape: You're the one who came!
Flitwick: Get off the gram! )
Umbridge looked around and felt that the students had come around the same time, so he cleared his throat and stood up.
The little wizards put down the newspapers in their hands and looked up at the new professor.
"Hi students!" Professor Umbridge said with a smirk, and began his performance.
"Well, I must say, it's great to be back at Hogwarts!" She grinned, showing her sharp teeth.
"It's so nice to see these happy little faces looking at me!"
Umbridge's voice was high, high-pitched, and breathy, like a little girl's.
If you don't look at your face, you can use your voice to deceive a wave of innocent boys.
But with her looks and clothes, it is really uncomfortable.
A few students who were drinking pumpkin juice couldn't help but vomited it out.
"I desperately hope to get to know everyone as soon as possible, I believe we will become very good friends!
If you have anything in your heart, you can also tell me in private.
Whether it is study, life, or even future career planning..."
"Remind everyone," Umbridge said with a smile on his face like a blooming chrysanthemum:
"I am the Deputy Minister of Magic, and I can definitely help those outstanding students who want to develop in the Ministry."
The little wizards all murmured to each other, obviously they did not expect that the new professor had such a big background.
So her words are really attractive.
"Actually, I'm not a few years older than you, and I'm barely the same age as you guys. Just treat me as a confidant big sister!"
A few more students vomited... You don't look in the mirror, look at the crow's feet on your face.
You can be a grandma now, why are you pretending to be tender here!
"I'll be good friends with her, just don't ask me to borrow her leopard coat."
Parvati whispered to Lavender, and they both laughed silently.
"Is there still room for this style to decline?" Qiu laughed softly.
Luna looked up for a while, and said seriously:
"I might get one for my crazy girl."
The orange cat in Luna's arms frowned after hearing this sentence.
Umbridge was still chattering, and didn't seem to want to stop.
Professor McGonagall pursed her lips tightly. It was the first time she saw a teacher who was restless in the morning.
Professor Sprout's eyebrows are almost up to her flowing hair, and she has several cuties, no dragon dung.
Snape's face became even more sallow, and he thought of the precious potion he brewed in the cauldron before leaving.
"How long is she going to..." Hermione asked, yawning.
"Maybe it's time to talk about class." William raised his wand and said softly. "Walk!"
A row of big dung eggs suddenly lifted into the air, and was thrown towards Umbridge like a royal salute.
Umbridge froze for a moment, not recognizing the big dung egg at all.
But the students are experienced and have already run out of the auditorium.
Bang bang bang!
There was a crackling sound, and a lethal stench enveloped Umbridge.
She screamed and quickly covered her nose.
Looking back again, on the desks of the entire faculty and staff,
Not a single teacher left!
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(End of this chapter)