Chapter 797 Is this how you travel on business?
Chapter 797 Is this how you travel on business?
Chapter 797 Is this how you travel on business?
There is such a Guinness World Record:
Brezhnev is "the person with the most medals in the world".
Even according to different statistical methods, the number varies from a hundred pieces, and they all weigh dozens of catties just by wearing them on the body.
This is the real way forward for the country!
Regardless of whether this maniac who is full of dual attributes of kissing and medals is because of collecting addiction, or simply because he can get more pensions after retirement.
As far as the number of medals is concerned, William can't even match the fraction of the leader of Big Brother.
But the good thing is that there are not so many medals in the magic world. It is difficult for wizards from other countries to get medals from other countries.
Even Fudge, a dignified minister, was only fumbled to get a Merlin Medal under Umbridge's operation.
He was also insulted by William for refusing to share the stage.
Therefore, the number of medals for William and Hermione has broken records in the magic world, making them invincible.
Just so brightly, although it can't produce the effect of a Soviet joke like "earthquake", it is still amazing enough.
For a moment, William and Hermione became what those officials of the Wizengamot called... the Lights of Britain.
All turned into light like Ultraman... and sin?Isn't this fucking bullshit?
But Fudge didn't care about this, he waved his hand and announced:
"The time is up, let's get started. Are you ready?"
"Yes, sir." Percy sat on the front bench, took out the parchment and quill, and prepared to sketch.
"Trial on August 8th," said Fudge in a booming voice. "Hermione Jane Granger's breach of the Reasonable Restraining of Underage Wizards Act and her assault on high-ranking officials of the Ministry of Magic."
"Interrogators: Cornelius Oswald Fudge, Minister for Magic; Rufus Nayes Scrimgeour, Head of the Auror Office.
Plaintiff Dolores Jane Umbridge.Interrogation Recorder: Percy Ignatius Weasley..."
Hermione frowned, showing disgust.
She didn't expect her middle name to be the same as Umbridge... Disgusting, she will change it when she goes back!
Without pausing, Fudge quickly pulled out a piece of parchment from a pile of documents, and read aloud:
"The defendant is charged with the following offenses:
Still using magic in Vienna, even a lot of dangerous offensive magic, after receiving a notice from Hogwarts that "Magic is banned on holidays for underage wizards".
Unlawful attack on three Aurors, as well as a high-ranking Ministry of Magic official, leaving four seriously injured.
Her behavior violated the third paragraph of the "Act on Reasonable Restraining of Underage Wizards" promulgated in 16, as well as Article No. [-] of the "International Federation of Magicians' Secrecy Act".
Violation of Article 15 and No.[-] of the "Assault Act"..."
Fudge read a bunch of crimes, then glared at Hermione, and interrogated:
"Underage wizards are not allowed to use magic outside of school, do you know about this?"
"I know." Hermione said quietly, crossing her arms.
"Using magic, you wounded three Aurors and a ministerial secretary.
Here is the injury appraisal report given by the Vienna Magic Hospital, as well as the photos of the victim. Do you admit that you did it? "
"Yes, I did." Hermione admitted frankly with just a glance.
Seeing Hermione confess so quickly, there was a burst of noisy speech in the jury box.
Fudge also frowned.
He thought that Granger would choose not to confess, or resist the crime in other ways, but he did not expect to admit it like this?
Umbridge's face was full of ecstasy, but he still covered his mouth with a handkerchief and whimpered loudly:
"Hang her! Hang the murderer!"
While cursing angrily, she also lifted her clothes to let others see her injuries.
The injury has healed a long time ago, but it doesn't prevent her from wearing injury makeup.
"Silent." Scrimgeour tapped the table with a hammer, curiously said:
"At that time, you fought against three Aurors alone, without the help of other wizards?"
"No, I didn't expect them to be so weak." Hermione shrugged.
The wizards of the jury were all chattering.
"Who did you learn your fighting skills from?"
"William," said Hermione, "he's been teaching me at school."
"Oh, that's amazing!" Scrimgeour glanced at the three Aurors beside Umbridge, and sneered:
"I'm more concerned about the quality of our Aurors than the attacks... has it fallen to this level?
It really opened my eyes that I couldn't even beat a student. "
Some wizards around started whispering again.Some nodded, while others showed displeasure and shook their heads again and again.
"It's not a question of how good Granger is," said Fudge in an exasperated voice, "actually I think the more powerful the worse.
Something is wrong with this kid... she's as aggressive as those horrible dark wizards when they were younger.
Grindelwald was at this age and was expelled for persecuting his classmates.
In order to maintain world peace and implement love and true kindness... I propose that Granger be sentenced to life imprisonment in Azkaban! "
Scrimgeour looked at William and asked, "Does the defense have anything to say?"
William bowed, smiled and said:
"Gentlemen and ladies of the jury, I trust that you have some knowledge of the case prosecuted.
But I will now prove that my client, Hermione Granger, was not the perpetrator of this alleged assault. "
William looked at Fudge:
"It is worth mentioning that, according to the Minister, Miss Granger attacked three Aurors and a high-ranking Ministry of Magic official.
Where were you, Miss Granger? "
"I'm at the Austrian Ministry of Magic."
"Hmm... Judging from the photos of the scene given by Umbridge, the location of the attack was indeed the Austrian Ministry of Magic—more precisely, the Law Enforcement Division on the second floor.
Do both sides agree on this? "
Hermione nodded, and Umbridge agreed.
"Here comes the question. As far as I know, there is usually a lot of people here, and the two sides fought until the end of the battle. Why didn't the Austrian wizards stop them?" William asked suspiciously.
"Because the North Sea giant monster attacked that day, the Austrian wizards all went out.
When the incident happened, only a few of us were at the scene now..."
Umbridge hastily pinpointed the range of witnesses to prevent William from seeking other wizards as perjury witnesses.
"Oh, so it was that day." William seemed to have just remembered, and he asked again:
"Since the North Sea giant monster is raging outside, everyone has gone out, what are you doing in the Austrian Ministry of Magic?"
Umbridge was momentarily at a loss for words... what could he do, of course he was conducting espionage activities!
But words, definitely can't be said that way, she was quick to wit, and prevaricated:
"I just woke up at that time, I heard the vibration outside, and I was on the way to escape..."
William snorted, revealing a surprisingly deep laugh that any man could understand.
"So you and the three Aurors just woke up.
No wonder such a loud voice failed to wake you up immediately... It's understandable.
After all, you work hard during the day, and you have to work overtime at night... As a representative of the UK, your business trip in Austria is hard enough. "
The court room roared with laughter, and many wizards showed ambiguous expressions of "knowing everything".
Fudge stared at Umbridge unkindly.
Good guy... No wonder you went to a meeting in Vienna and asked for protection from three male Aurors.
That's how it's protected? !
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(Please recommend tickets and monthly tickets, everyone.
ps, Hermione's middle name was originally Jane, Jane.
This is in honor of Rowling's favorite author, Jane Austen.
After Hermione knew that Umbridge's middle name was also Jane, she changed it to Jean, which was sometimes translated as Joan or Jane. )
(End of this chapter)
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