themonasnovels Chapter 253 Trelawney's Teaching Accident
Chapter 253 Trelawney's Teaching Accident
Chapter 253 Trelawney's Teaching Accident
After Professor Trelawney fooled everyone, she fell silent for a long time. Under the light of the fire, her long emerald earrings shimmered.
She occasionally shakes her head, occasionally nods her head, and her facial expressions are also very rich, sometimes happy and sometimes sad.
I don't know, I thought she had DID and had thirty personalities.
Of course, it may also be pure water time, so as to pass this class with cuteness.
Just when everyone was getting impatient, she suddenly said:
"I just used my third eye to see the future. This year we will learn all kinds of basic divination methods. The first semester is spent on reading tea leaves.
By the way, dear. "
Suddenly she said to Heloise of Gryffindor, "Watch out for wizards with an L in their name."
Héloise gave McLaggen a frightened look.
In first grade, McLaggen set her hair on fire in Transfiguration class, nearly disfiguring her.
Although it was almost disfigured now, a large number of pimples had already begun to appear on Heloise's face.
Like a plowed field.
Héloise moved her chair a little further away from McLaggen.
Professor Trelawney continued: "According to the past plan, we will finish learning how to interpret tea leaves this semester.
Unfortunately, in October, a cold snap can cause a severe cold.
I would lose my voice and force the class to stop.
Our classes will resume after a short pause. "
"During the summer term," continued Professor Trelawney, "we will be studying fire omens and crystal balls.
After the entire school year is over, meeting people leave everyone forever.Of course, I am not referring to the group of students who are about to graduate. "
Many students laughed out loud. Everyone knows that each class of Defense Against the Dark Arts professors can't work for two years.
"Tsk tsk, if I were you, I wouldn't laugh out loud. I'm talking about two people leaving forever!"
There was a tense silence in the room after she said this, but Professor Trelawney seemed oblivious to it.
"I think, dear," she said suddenly to William.
"Can you bring me that teapot that's on the shelf?"
William nodded and stood up, took a huge teapot from a shelf, and placed it on the table in front of Professor Trelawney.
"Thank you, dear. By the way, that thing you don't want to see—will happen before Christmas."
William raised an eyebrow.
"Now, I want you to go in pairs. Grab a teacup from the shelf and come to me and I'll pour tea into it.
Then sit down and drink tea until there is nothing left in the cup.
Shake the tea leaves three times with your left hand, then flip the cup over and put it on the cup holder; wait until the last bit of tea has run out, and read your cup to your partner.
You can use the content on the fifth and sixth pages of the book "Picking the Fog to See the Future" to interpret the shape of the tea leaves.
I will walk among you, help you, and instruct you. "
After both William and Qiu's teacups were filled with tea, they returned to their tables.
William looked at the tea leaves floating on the boiling water, and frowned slightly.
It's meow!
There is actually white hair growing on it, and it has already become moldy!
William looked at Qiu's teacup again, and it was also moldy.
"What's the matter, boy? Drink!"
Trelawney shifted her gaze to William.
"Tea tasting is an art that requires meditation. This is a good tea that I have treasured for many years. Drink it well."
"Professor, I think you have preserved this tea for too long, and it may have become moldy."
William's voice was not loud, but all the students heard it.
puff!
McLaggen spouted water from his mouth.He just felt thirsty and had several drinks.
He used too much force, and sprayed a sip of water on Heloise's face opposite.
The girl was crying, wishing she could pour the moldy tea into McLaggen's mouth, poisoning him to death.
Everyone looked at Professor Trelawney in awe. Could it be that she had seen all this with her "celestial eye" long ago?
So the L in the name really refers to McLaggen?
Professor Trelawney seemed to be calm, shaking the cloak on her shoulders, with a demeanor of a master.
"Son, that's not mold, it's just tea hair," she insisted.
William rolled his eyes.
Tea hairs are the fine hairs on the tips of tea buds, and the middle part of the tea leaves is covered with white silk.
Isn't this moldy?
Even if Professor Trelawney said so, no one dared to drink that tea anymore.
Professor Trelawney had no choice but to take out the new tea she bought a few days ago from the cabinet with heartache.
This tea is prepared to drink slowly when one is free.
The price is too expensive!
This time it was really good tea. After two sips, William could tell it was Lipton's high-quality black iced tea.
When it comes to tea, many people are used to thinking that all the tea in foreign countries is Chinese tea.
It was not until William came to England that he discovered that this was not the case.
Britain does not produce tea, but it has the most famous tea brand in the world.
China is the hometown of tea and the largest country in production and consumption, but it does not have an international tea brand.
There has always been a popular saying in the industry: "[-] tea companies in China are no match for Lipton."
In China, which has a market of 30 billion yuan, the annual sales of 200 billion yuan is considered a large-scale tea company, but in Britain, which does not produce tea, the annual sales of a "Lipton" are as high as more than [-] billion yuan.
Of course, if the La Traviata of WeChat can unite, the tea company with the largest market capitalization can be formed in minutes.
William quickly finished his tea.
As Professor Trelawney taught, he shook his little hand to shake the liquid out.
In a sense, the inside has completely changed into the shape of William.
He and Qiu exchanged teacups.
"Okay," Cho asked. "What did you see in my teacup?"
"Hmm..." William tried his best to look at the lump of tea leaves in the cup to distinguish what pattern it was.
Even if it is a soul painter, what it draws is a picture, and William really can't understand the pattern of the things in the cup.
"It seems to be a nebula, that's right, it's the m78 nebula! This means that with the help of a man named Bumpman, you will find the right direction and reach the pinnacle of your life." William nonsense.
Cho glanced at William suspiciously, and also stared at William's teacup.
"Oh, Merlin! A ball—a Quaffle!" Qiu exclaimed, "This means that Ravenclaw House will continue to win the Quidditch Cup under your leadership!"
"It makes sense. If you take the divination exam now, you can probably get an O." William laughed.
William exchanged cups with other students. He imitated Professor Trelawney, helping everyone to prophesy like a magic stick.
William suddenly discovered that he could open a fortune-telling booth at Hogwarts to help people calculate their marriages, and he would definitely make a lot of money.
Professor Trelawney fell asleep for five minutes when she was awakened by the noise.
She came out of the darkness, staring at William unkindly.
The reason for her displeasure is most likely because she is reluctant to part with her precious tea, or because she has the urge to get up.
"Son, show me, I'll help you see your future!" Professor Trelawney snatched the cup from William.
Professor Trelawney stared at the teacup, turning it counterclockwise.
"Grape... dear, you are about to encounter the greatest crisis in your life!" Professor Trelawney exclaimed.
"Professor, that..."
Professor Trelawney ignored William and continued: "Big stick...an attack. My dear, my dear, this is not a lucky teacup..."
Everyone stared dumbfounded at Professor Trelawney, who turned her teacup one last time, gasped, and screamed.
Professor Trelawney sank into an empty armchair, her shining hand caressing her heart, her eyes shut.
"My dear boy—Mr. Stark—my poor, dear boy—no—it would be better not to say—no—don't ask me . . . "
"What's the matter, Professor?" McLaggen said immediately.
"My dear," Professor Trelawney's large eyes opened dramatically, staring at William.
"You have a bad omen!"
"Bad omen?"
"'Bad Omen', my dear, 'Great Bad Omen'!" cried Professor Trelawney.
"Whips, handcuffs, candles!" said Professor Trelawney, threateningly, staring at William viciously. "It means that you will be kidnapped, imprisoned, and abused!"
Heloise raised her hands weakly, with a sad face.
"Professor, that...William is holding my cup!"
Professor Trelawney suddenly stopped talking and sat on a chair, seemingly falling asleep.
There was a hint of embarrassment in the air.
Merlin, a teaching accident happened.
William remembered a Chinese teacher in his previous life.
In class, she explained to option B, and finally found that the answer was wrong, and she actually chose C.
The most powerful thing is that she gave a reasonable explanation again.
William even doubted that she could still explain it logically if she changed the answer.
Talent is everywhere.
Professor Trelawney is such a talent.
……
……
(Please recommend tickets, everyone)
(End of this chapter)