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Chapter 466: A Laughingstock in the Human World

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ?Doujin Artist: ?.

Lazy Kitten: Is this... the legendary wife of Gintoki?

Machete Girl: Hahaha, the wife turned into a teacher! Did you see Gin-san’s expression? Did you see his expression? It’s like he’s wearing a mask of pain!

Soul Society’s Villain: A world-famous painting, this is truly a world-famous painting!

Curly-haired Guy: Katsura, you damn bastard, you actually took screenshots?!

Wig Guy: Sorry Gintoki, I didn’t mean to.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: You didn’t mean to, it was obviously on purpose, right? But it’s just as Gintoki predicted, he likes men after all.

Curly-haired Guy: Like men, my ass! Who would like men!

Sakata Gintoki’s face was flushed red as he struggled to get up from the sofa, glaring at the void in front of him. He was so embarrassed, he was totally humiliated this time! Damn it, it’s all this bastard’s fault!

"Oh?" The void looked at him with surprise, tilting his head. "You can still stand up in this situation? It seems your physical condition has improved a lot."

"You guy, why are you here?" Sakata Gintoki asked coldly.

"Of course it’s because I knew you were looking for me," the void smiled slightly. "So, I came. How’s that, a big surprise?"

Bang.

As soon as he finished speaking, a bullet shot towards him.

That was Matsudaira Katakuriko’s shot; this police chief might seem unreliable and perverted most of the time, but he never faltered in critical moments.

However.

The bullet, which was about to hit Shun, was easily dodged by the void with a relaxed movement. At the same time, he flickered and attacked Matsudaira in an instant.

Thud.

A dull thud.

Matsudaira Katakuriko was sent flying backward, spitting out a mouthful of blood in mid-air.

"Uncle Matsudaira!" Kondo Isao’s expression changed when he saw this, and he quickly drew his sword and slashed at the void.

Clang.

The long sword was easily blocked by one of the void’s fingers. He gripped the blade and twisted it, and the entire sword snapped in half with a "crack." Turning his body, the void spun around and the steel sword in his hand directly cut towards Kondo Isao’s throat.

Whoosh.

But the sword didn’t hit. Kondo disappeared from his original spot.

The void turned his gaze to the side, as if sensing something. He saw Katsura Kotaro standing there, holding Kondo Isao by the collar. "Good speed, to be able to save him from my hands."

Katsura Kotaro ignored him and took another picture of Gintoki frantically wiping his mouth, sending it into the group chat.

Curly-haired Guy: Hey, that’s enough, you bastard! You, you...

Wig Guy: Sorry, my hand slipped.

Curly-haired Guy: Slipped your ass! Do you think I’m an idiot?!

Doujin Artist: Hahaha, Gintoki, your expression is priceless! By the way, why are you wiping your mouth?

Curly-haired Guy: No, nothing! The pudding I just ate might have been a little dirty, I was just cleaning it up.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Really? I don’t believe you.

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: I don’t believe it either. There must be a story behind this!

Curly-haired Guy: What story are you talking about? You just stay there and eat your bananas, you bastard!

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: I want to make a statement here, I’m not a vegetarian. Bananas aren’t my favorite; I like seafood the most.

Curly-haired Guy: Shut up! I don’t have time to listen to your monologue now!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Busy getting intimate with your wife?

Curly-haired Guy: Konan, even if it’s you... this kind of slander needs to be strongly condemned! What wife? Am I the kind of person who would get married? Am I?

Lin Fengjiao: But you didn’t say that just now.

Curly-haired Guy: I was deliberately saying the opposite! Actually, I saw that this guy had a problem long ago, so I deliberately got close to him! As expected, he’s revealed his true colors now!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ? You’re really good at making things up. You were practically ready to get married.

Curly-haired Guy: Wh-what do you mean, getting married! I would never think of such a thing, Gin-san! I was just deliberately getting close to him!

This is an Actor: Actually, if you look closely at the photo, you can see clues. His disguise isn’t without flaws. For example, the Adam’s apple and the small black dot behind his ear, that should be some kind of mechanical energy device.

Curly-haired Guy: Right! That’s how I noticed!

Wig Guy: [Image]

The photo sent by Katsura Kotaro is a picture of Sakata Gintoki kissing the void. Although the void appeared as a female from Planet Beta at the time, everyone now knows who he is.

Curly-haired Guy: Katsura, you damn it!!!

Doujin Artist: Holy crap!

Lazy Kitten: Oh my god, oh my god!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: You even kissed him! You even kissed him! No wonder you were wiping your mouth like crazy, it’s all confirmed now, isn’t it?

Curly-haired Guy: Annoying, annoying! You bastards, stop talking!

Sakata Gintoki really wanted to die right now. He really wanted to die. Even though he was usually so shameless, this time he felt a pain like his heart was being shattered.

The embarrassment of public humiliation and the gloom of being ridiculed turned into endless resentment. This resentment was not only towards the void, but also towards Katsura. Both of them were the culprits!

Swish.

Sakata Gintoki, having locked onto his target, immediately pulled out the long sword at his waist and stabbed at Katsura.

Thwack.

The blade passed through Katsura Kotaro’s chest without resistance, but it didn’t cause him any harm. Because of the mechanism that prevents members of the group from hurting each other, Sakata Gintoki couldn’t get revenge at all.

Has this kid gone mad?

However, his action made the void’s face show a look of astonishment. He didn’t quite understand this move of attacking a teammate.

"Hmph, this is a good opportunity," the void seized the moment and stepped forward, raising the steel sword in his hand.

Thwack.

But before the steel sword could fall, a long sword suddenly passed through his chest and pierced his heart. "Wh-what?"

It was Sakata Gintoki who launched the attack. The wooden sword named "Dōyōko" pierced his heart. "Now we’re even, you bastard."

Sakata Gintoki let out a cold laugh and decisively infused spiritual pressure into his right hand. The incomparably powerful sword energy burst out, instantly shredding the void’s entire body into mincemeat.

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